The Ugly-Sexy Cheesecake

My sister AND THEO'S 'ugly-sexy' principle is vital to life.
 You probably haven't realised it yet, but there will always be a handful of people out there who fulfil all your ugly-sexy needs.

I'll explain myself.

Say you're out at a club, and you see this guy from across the room.
First of all you think 'shit, he is ugly' but then it becomes blindingly apparent that he is so sexy that you want to live inside his skin like an ugly-sexy onesie.

The point is, these are the guys (and girls) that have a certain sex appeal about them totally untarnished by their looks.
 You're totally drawn to their personality, or voice, or just want to make a bagjob out of them.

For those of you who are still lost (or have closed the page because you wanted cake and you're getting the rantings of an insane person), here are some examples of ugly-sexy people:

1. Professor Snape

...Yeah you would.

2. Lady Gaga

Let's be honest, her face is a bit weird. But you would probably let her take a ride on your disco stick or what have you..

3. Scar

Enough said.

So I think you get my point.

Now this cheesecake is the epitome of ugly-sexy.

It looks like shit. Like genuinely it's so ugly. But...it's sexy.

You know you want to taste it, and when you do it's AMAZING.

It has fucking oreos in it man. OREOS. Oreo's only make life better. Fact.

There is only one thing better in life than oreos. And that is oreos and milk.

This cheesecake however is even better.

Here's how it's done:

1. Put a packet of oreos in a ziplock and mash the shit out of it

2. Stir them into 2 spoonfuls of melted butter in a bowl and then press into a springform pan.

3. Pick your favourite cheesecake recipe (you're not allowed mine, remember)

4. Roughly chop half of another packet of oreos and stir them into the cheesecake mix. Bake as usual.

5. Await ugly-sexy godliness.

P.S. Don't literally go all American Pie and have sex with the cheesecake. It's disrespectful. You should honour and accept a cake's boundaries and religious beliefs. Except for bundt cake...that just seems called for.